tumblinwithhotties:

"There’s a scene where you’re jogging and they say that your package is quite apparent in these sweatpants and it’s like a thing that women are talking about." Conan on Justin Theroux’s jogging scenes in The Leftovers

#beastcock

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monsterfootlybits:

my favorite thing i’ve ever realized about harry potter is that the gryffindor and slytherin tables are supposed to be on opposite ends of the great hall??? 

and therefore every time draco is making a scene at a meal (HEY POTTER HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAILY PROPHET??? HEY POTTER I’M MAKING STUPID FACES AT YOU BECAUSE THE DAILY PROPHET SAYS YOU’RE MAD!!! HEY POTTER I’M PRETENDING TO FAINT AT THE SIGHT OF A DEMENTOR LIKE YOU DID!!!!) he is making an extraordinary effort to be noticed across the entire hall

or harry is making an extraordinary effort to notice him

or both

in my mind it always escalates into them standing on the tables and shouting at each other over the entire school

EXCUSE ME POTTER EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU NOTICED ME YET

NO MALFOY I HAVE NOT NOTICED YOU I NEVER NOTICE YOU GOD THERE’S MALFOY AT THE SLYTHERIN TABLE DOING A THING AGAIN GOD FUCK MALFOY HE’S ALWAYS DOING THINGS WHERE I CAN SEE HIM…THROUGH…CROWDS OF STUDENTS SEATED AT 4 TABLES…I DON’T NOTICE MALFOY…HE’S LOOKING REALLY ILL LATELY IS HE OKAY DO YOU THINK

16 Sep 14 @ 12:33 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

imaslytherinbitch:

{the magic begins}
7. a scene you really wanted to be in the movies, but wasn’t:

‘Manners, Potter, or I’ll have to give you a detention,’ drawled Malfoy, whose sleek blond hair and pointed chin were just like his father’s. ‘You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.’

‘Yeah,’ said Harry, ‘but you, unlike me, are a git, so get out and leave us alone.’

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Chapter 10

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roninlynch:

Witch Weekly: Slytherin Edition

Draco Malfoy

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Dougie Poynter & Ellie Goulding attend Stella McCartney’s Green Carpet Collection show at LFW

Dougie Poynter & Ellie Goulding attend Stella McCartney’s Green Carpet Collection show at LFW

15 Sep 14 @ 4:05 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

Why are you here? Y o u k n o w.

13 Sep 14 @ 1:48 am  —  via + org  —  reblog

Favourite Big Brother alliances: The Renegades - Dan Gheesling & Memphis Garrett

Everyone wanted to be Memphis, but we all know, there’s no other Memphis, there’s no other Renegade. I would tell people, and people who watched the show, they knew how loyal and how tight we are, and they knew how tight we are outside of the house. The dude stood in my wedding, I stood in his wedding and we met at reality show. At the end of the day, there’s no other Memphis, I could never trust someone in that game like I trust Memphis. - Dan

13 Sep 14 @ 1:03 am  —  reblog

trashthestampede:

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12 Sep 14 @ 10:10 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

Is anyone around? There’d better not be.

12 Sep 14 @ 7:58 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

dylanchor:

Sterek WeekColor me Sterek

dyleon chose: #19

12 Sep 14 @ 5:32 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

raymukada:

make me choosekieren/simon or kieren/rick (asked by gaycannibals)

12 Sep 14 @ 2:11 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

I love you, Lucas. And I probably always will. But we go days without having a meaningful conversation and I used to miss you so much when that happened.. but it never seemed like you missed me. And I guess because of it I stopped missing you.

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